Britney Spears's Baby Bombshell: 'I'm Pregnant'

According to NW Magazine, Nude Britney Spears is expecting again. The shocking news was revealed to friends who claim that the pop singer doesn't know which one of her recent lovers is the father.

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She's been secretly filling her pals in on the good news since last week," an insider tells. Britney is in shock herself, this definitely wasn't planned. But she's thrilled just the same."

Spears has been enjoying her boys Sean Preston, 22 months, and Jayden James, 10 months — after being separated from them during her rehab stint earlier this year, pals say Brit, 25, loves being a mum and welcomes the surprise pregnancy.

"She feels like she's raising her boys on her own and doing a fine job," a pal says

"Forget all the rehab drama. Brit's stronger now and being a great mother."

Paris Hilton Goes to Jail, Shocked Her Get Out Jail Free Card Doesn't Work

Last night while you were knocking back shots on limoncello in tribute to Bobby Baccalieri, Paris Hilton had another woman's hand up her ass. And amazingly we're not talking about a wild MTV Movie Awards after party, but a pre-prison strip search.

TMZ reports:

TMZ was there when Paris Hilton turned herself in to Sheriff's authorities Sunday night.

It didn't go down at the jail. Paris' mega-lawyer, Richard Hutton, picked her up at her parents' house at 10:30 PM. Hilton, Hutton, mom Kathy and sister Nicky then drove to the Men's Central Jail in downtown Los Angeles -- commonly referred to as the Twin Towers -- where Paris officially surrendered to the L.A. County Sheriff to begin her 23-day sentence.

The Sheriff devised the plan of surrendering miles away from the actual site where Paris will be doing time because the crush of paparazzi at the jail created a potential safety hazard.

Paris was then driven to the jail in Lynwood, where she is now serving her sentence.

And how will Paris be spending her time in the can? Sneaking in her personal tanners and trying to decide if it's spelled "j-a-i-l" or "j-a-e-l". Our gossip prison warden, FemaleFirst, reports:

The bosses of PARIS HILTON's favourite tanning salon are hoping to cut through red tape in a bid to service the socialite in prison.

Sunset Tan owner Devin Haman, who also helps to keep Britney Spears bronzed, is trying to arrange at least one professional visit during Hilton's upcoming 23-day prison stint - so the heiress can top up her tan.

Haman says, "We're trying to arrange a tanning appointment while she's in there."

And according to the New York Daily News, Paris is planning to write a dear diary-style tell-all on her time in the clink. Which, considering TMZ is reporting that Paris will spend 23 hours per day in solitary confinement, should be riveting. "Deer dairy, Today I caunted things. Their is won matres in my sell, atey nine tiles on the floor, foor walls (won is made of bars), and I have ten tows. I tryd to caunt the hares on my head, but it got hard after won hundred."

With Paris in jail and Lindsay in rehab and Britney just too sad to look at, we're in for a sad month in the world of gossip. We'll have to rely on stories about Hayden Panettiere having latte binges and getting dangerously close to a caffeine intervention. We might have to learn the names of the girls from Laguna Beach and that other show, Kind of Like Laguna Beach, but Not, or whatever it's called.

Oh, and if you revel in other people's misery, watch Sarah Silverman almost make Paris cry. It's really kind of sad, actually.

Britney Spears Wallaper Is Back! Britney Spears Comeback Begins Weds In Anaheim

Britney Spears movie' comeback is going to tale place a lot faster than most thought. Yep, Britney Spears' much anticipated comeback begins next week. Britney spears has got fans buzzing about when she'll make her big comeback performance after reportedly pulling the plug on a show in Los Angeles late on Wednesday night.

Britney Spears reportedly spent all day Tuesday rehearsing at Ivan Kanes Forty Deuce, where she swapped costumes with dancers in December. On the club's website, boss Ivan Kane says, "She came on stage during rehearsals, looking very hot, with four back-up dancers and sang three songs ... they ran through the set several times, the choreography was smokin', and she sounded great."

She was supposed to perform Wednesday night but apparently decided that she needed more time to rehearse for her comeback performance, and left fans extremely disappointed.

We do know, however, that Britney spears is scheduled to perform next Wednesday at the Anaheim House of Blues under the band name M+M's. We have comfirmed this from two additional sources. The "band" will also be playing the Sunset Strip HOB on Thursday.

According to our tipster, the M+M's consist of Britney pics and "3 or 4 back up female dancers."

From E! Online last week: Britney is "about to do a small House of Blues tour to perform a few new songs and some old ones," say some very well-connected people.

Britney Spears cut Paris Hilton ties over image fears?

Larry Birkhead has been named as biological father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby daughter Dannielynn after a lengthy paternity case.

The news was released as a delighted Birkhead and his attorney Emerick Knowles staged a press conference outside the Bahamas courthouse, where recent DNA test results were announced on Tuesday.

Photographer Birkhead has been battling paternity since the baby girl was born in the Bahamas last September.

Outside court, he said, "I'm excited."

Asked what he thought Smith would think of the news, Birkhead told reporters, "I think she would be proud that I fought it."

Birkhead's next step will be to fight for custody of the little girl he has only briefly seen in the six months since her birth.

But he plans to process the good news he is Dannielynn's father first, adding, "That's all up in the air."

Birkhead will return to court on Friday for what is believed to be the start of his custody battle.

Anna Nicole's longtime companion, Howard K. Stern, who is listed as the baby's father on her birth certificate, has been acting as her guardian since Smith's death in February. britney spears underwear

Sources close to Stern claimed last week that he wouldn't challenge Birkhead over custody if the photographer was named the baby's biological father.

Stern confirmed this when he joined Birkhead on the steps of the Bahamas courthouse.

He said, "My feelings for Dannielynn have not changed. I'm not going to fight Larry Birkhead on custody. We're going to do what we can to make sure that the best interests of Dannielynn are carried out, and I'm going to do whatever I can to make sure he gets full custody.

"As far as I'm concerned, Larry can come over (to) the house and spend as much time with her as he likes right now. I'd like there to be a gradual transition period for her so there's no harm caused to her."

Anna Nicole's estranged mother, Virgie Arthur, is expected to challenge Birkhead for custody of the baby.

Lindsay Lohan, Kelly Osbourne and Kate Moss Form Recovery Trio

Recent rehabbers Lindsay Lohan, Kelly Osbourne and Kate Moss seem to have joined forces to keep each other from their demons while partying in Hollywood.

The trio was spotted deep in conversation at a Friday night party at Teddy's at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel, and later continued the fun in a guest's suite.

A party guest says, "They looked like they were having fun in a sober way. With so many stars coming out of rehab lately, it seems they can all lean on each other for support."

Another failed romance for Britney Spears

Another day, another Britney Spears romance revealed. This one, however, didn't go the distance.

"Yes, Britney Spears and I were dating, before the crotch-shot thing," music producer J.R. Rotem revealed in the upcoming issue of Complex magazine. But Rotem - who has worked with Paris Hilton, 50 Cent and Destiny's Child - says their relationship now is mostly professional.

"Now it's kind of rocky between us. We're working together still, but I'm not sure if I want to be tied down, period." He then boasted of some of his other pairings, though he didn't say if they were personal or professional. "britney spears car Britney Spears, Mya, Bai Ling, Hayden Panettiere, Meagan Good -it's a pretty big list, and it's growing,¡± he said. "Britney Spears pantyless got me the furthest. Britney Spears had something special."

Britney Spears Wet Shirt Wardrobe Malfunction Exposes Breasts

Most are pulling for troubled former pop tart Britney Spears. The one-time superstar singer has had her share of ups and downs and her spiral finally put her in rehabilitation to seek treatment. She emerged from the "Promises" center with a bunch of new hats, new wigs, a brand new smile and she has looked fabulous until she stepped out to celebrate her kid sister's birthday. That's when she wore a see through white shirt and her breasts were again exposed like a Hollywood new release on display for the world to see.

Britney Spears Wet Shirt Wardrobe Malfunction Exposes big Breasts

She also has something spilled on her shirt as well. Is this a wet shirt wardrobe malfunction or a relapse?

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The Bosh has the PG-13 photos here and muses that Britney Spears Wet made a spectacle of herself again... by going braless and wearing bright blue contact lenses. The Toxic singer's nipples were on full display for photographers. Elevating the no bra factor, Britney Spears had a huge stain on her shirt.

The troubled 25-year-old singer was snapped coming out of Ruth's Chris Steakhouse, in Beverly Hills.

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It's probably time for Britney spears crotch to put the girls away for a bit and concentrate on her treatment. Britney spears crotch fans are seeing a bit of light at the end of the tunnel, but incidents like this one will not help.

Britney Spears, Federline Reach Divorce Settlement

Britney Spears Upskirt and Kevin Federline reached a settlement in their divorce Thursday, a spokesman for Federline's attorney said. After a five-hour meeting with their attorneys present, Spears and Federline signed "a global settlement on all issues of their marriage," said Michael Sands, a spokesman for Federline's attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan.

Sands declined to elaborate on terms of the settlement, saying only that it covers child custody and financial matters.

Britney Spears Upskirt' attorney, Laura Wasser, declined to comment.

"It's still too early to know the exact details as far as who got what and how the two plan to share custody of their kids," said "E! Entertainment" anchor and Early Show special correspondent Giuliana DePandi Friday, "but I do have an inside source telling me the early reports that Kevin received a mere $1 million of Britney's fortune and that they reached a 50/50 (custody) split with the kids are not accurate. of the kids is not accurate. There is no truth to those details.

"What I have learned, however, is that, unlike their turbulent relationship, yesterday (Thursday), the two were very amicable. At one point, they even left the meeting together to take a cigarette break outside the building. They had a nice 15-minute chitchat and returned upstairs to get back to work.

"So, even though at times they've acted pretty immature in their breakup this past year, yesterday, they were acting like respectable and responsible adults."

The settlement came more than a week after Britney Spears Upskirt checked out of a luxurious rehab center. During her nearly one-month stay at Promises Malibu Alcohol and Drug Rehab Treatment Facility, Britney Spears and Federline were under a temporary agreement that gave them joint custody of their two young sons.

When Britney Spears Upskirt filed for divorce on Nov. 7, the pop star cited irreconcilable differences as the reason for ending her two-year marriage to Federline. She sought custody of the children, with visitation rights for Federline.

Federline counter-filed court papers the following day seeking sole custody of their boys - 6-month-old Jayden James and 18-month-old Sean Preston - and for spousal support.