The HeldenFiles - Lohan Behold -- Again

Lohan Behold -- Again. Lindsay Lohan headed back to rehab Tuesday, after what appeared to be another lost weekend. The New York Post says Lohan kept partying in spite of her recent DUI arrest, and could be seen passed out in her SUV on Memorial Day.

``A series of shocking photos show a rubber-limbed Lohan stumbling out of the trendy club Teddy's at the Roosevelt Hotel, then sprawled in the front passenger seat of her black GMC, her head lolling back, her mouth agape and her heavy-lidded eyes firmly shut,'' says the Post. ``Lohan was so out of it, a witness said, that she wasn't even aware of the flashes from paparazzi snapping the photos.'' (You can find pix at x17online.com.)

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Speaking of Rehab. . . Here are a few thoughts from Britney Spears, in a note posted on her Web site, original spelling intact:

``Recently, I was sent to a very humbling place called rehab. I truly hit rock bottom. Till this day I don't think that it was alcohol or depression. I was like a bad kid running around with ADD. I had a manager from a long time ago come in and try to direct me and my life after I got my divorce. I was so overwhelmed I think that I was in a little shock too. I didn't know who to go to. I realized how much energy and

love I had put into my past

relationship when it was gone because I genuinely did not know what to do with myself, and it made me so sad. I confess, I was so lost.''

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More Hot Britney Spears. ``This letter is to not place blame on anyone, although I do see the world with a completely different set of eyes now. Being in that vulnerable state and taken to dinners and parties with friends and finding out later you paid for everything was a huge learning lesson for me. I think the whole problem was letting too many people into my life. You never know another persons intentions or what another person wants. I feel I was too open and looking for answers when I had it all to begin with.''

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A Memorial Day Weekend Best Forgotten. ``First Mischa Barton reportedly OD's,'' says X17online.com, ``then Lindsay Lohan gets busted with drugs after smashing her car up, and now we're hearing that Nicole Richie hit a car!''

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Richie's Mishap. ``Luckily for Nicole, her accident seems to be the least severe (at least superficially) of the three,'' the site said. ``We're hearing that, after filling up at a gas station at the corner of La Cienega and Holloway on her way home from Paris (Hilton's) Memorial Day/going-to-jail party, the slender starlet accidentally backed into a woman's Honda convertible. Both cars suffered minor damage, but that appeared to be the extent of the accident -- the reports we're getting say that the incident ended with Nicole and the mystery woman hugging it out!''

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So What's That Mischa Barton Story? A relatively non-scandalous ``adverse reaction to medication,'' says TMZ.com.

``Sources tell TMZ that the former OC star was at a friend's Memorial Day BBQ enjoying a few holiday cocktails when she began to feel extremely ill,'' says the site. ``Mischa, who has been quite sick with bronchitis since traveling to Cannes, London and Paris the past several weeks, apparently didn't get the memo -- you can't drink alcohol while taking antibiotics!''

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Fashion Flap. The New York Daily News says Liza Minnelli wants the

Halston tunic worn by Ilse Werther in Real Simple magazine -- because Minnelli says it's hers.

Halston reportedly gave it to Werther's mother, artist-designer Maj Kalfus, after she worked with Halston, who died in 1990. But since Halston designed it for Minnelli, why not give it to the singer? Kalfus told the Daily News that ``because of Minnelli's weight fluctuations, the dress didn't fit her by the time it was finished.''

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So How's the Tunic? Pretty nice, apparently, Werther told Real Simple that ``I feel sexy and glamorous whenever I have it on. I can make it fancy or funky. It's the perfect go-to piece for a cocktail party, or I can wear it with leggings and ballet flats to dress it down.''

Werther, by the way, owns a boutique chain that's a favorite of Jessicas Alba, Biel and Simpson, as well as Jennifer Love Hewitt and... wait for it... Lindsay Lohan.

Hot Britney Spears Slips Up at Orlando Gig

The singer was performing her fifth comeback show at Orlando's House of Blues when her background track skipped, forcing her to look away. She also performed in Miami Sunday night.

Hot Britney Spears was left red-faced during a 14-minute concert in Florida Saturday night when her background track skipped revealing once and for all the pop superstar is lip syncing her comeback.

The singer was performing her fifth comeback show at Orlando's House of Blues when the incident happened, forcing the singer to look away as technicians raced to get the tape back on track.

The pop star and her M+M's dancers took to the stage at 9:30pm ET to perform for the sold out crowd, and opened the show with her classic "...Baby One More Time."

Unlike the series of concerts she performed at House of Blues venues in California and Las Vegas earlier this month, this show didn't quite go as planned. But despite the brief musical mishap, Spears looked like she was having fun onstage.

Britney Spears ended the set with a shortened version of "Toxic" and then left after telling the crowd, "Thank you so much for being here. You're awesome. I love you!"

Britney Spears also performed a second Florida show at Miami's Mansion Sunday night.

Eight Items or Less: Perez Hilton's Dildos, Puma's Shoe Jungle and Britney Spears's M&Ms

1. PAPER cover girl Dita Von Teese took her clothes off (again) at a benefit for the Museum of Sex last night in New York. The evening was hosted by Perez Hilton (pictured) who entertained the sparse crowd by throwing out neon dildos and introducing his new favorite band Dragonette. The catchy-Canadian act is currently living in London where their eponymous debut album was just released on Mercury Records. Several band members were sporting fresh Ben Sherman gear scored the night before at the store's first anniversary party where they also performed.

2. Must be the shoes! The Chelsea Art Museum (556 W. 22nd St.) is exhibiting a life-sized jungle made entirely from tennis shoes. The installation, sponsored by Puma, is the work of Federico Uribe and will be up until the end of the month. Take the kids.

3. The M&Ms are appearing at Miami club Mansion (1235 Washington Ave., $40, no cell phones or cameras) on Sunday night. Who? It's not the "melt in your mouth" candy but the melted-down bald singer Britney Spears.

4. No more events on July 7th, please, our calendar is full. Not since January 1, 2001, has a date attracted so many numerologists and publicists. Already scheduled for 7/7/7 are several Live Earth benefits as well as the official announcement of the New 7 Wonders of the World.

5. Culture Check: air f*****g and chongas.

6. Song of the day: "Disco Lady" by Johnnie Taylor. Re-awakened from deep in our popper-adled brain by www.musicovery.com somewhere in the calm-positive disco section. Warning: do not look at this site while at work! The psychedelic graphics will attract your boss like moths to a flame.

Kevin Federline Slams Sexxy Britney Spears' New Man as 'Trash'

Failed rapper Kevin Federline has slammed Britney Spears' new man as "trash".

The estranged husband of the 'Toxic' singer was unimpressed when, he heard Howie Day had spent the night at Britney's house reports Female First.

A gossip told America's Star magazine: "When Kevin heard they had a
sleepover at her house, everyone wanted to know about it. He lit up a cigarette and said he guessed you have to head to the dump to
find trash, referring to how Britney and Howie met while in rehab."

A second source said: "People have told hot Britney Spears point-blank this guy has a
permanent barstool in the 'Loser Lounge'.

"I was with her when one of her most trusted girlfriends told her, 'You
cannot let this guy into your life - after he gets a little publicity he
will be gone.' But when people say stuff like that, it's music to hot Britney Spears's
ears. She likes the drama."

Britney Spears's friends and family fear , the troubled singer is digging a deeper grave with her relationship to Howie Day, 26.

Her mum Lynne has questioned Howie Day's motives, but 25-year-old Britney refuses to listen reports NOW Magazine.

In 2004, Howie was arrested for reportedly locking a fan in the bathroom of his tour bus after she allegedly refused his sexual advances, plus breaking the mobile phone of another who was trying to call the police.

The next year, he was arrested in Boston for verbally abusing a flight crew while under the influence of alcohol and sleeping pills.

'Lynne wants Britney to take time out before she leaps into anything. But Britney's telling her to butt out and it's causing rows.'

Hot Britney Spears met musician Howie while she was allegedly treated for alcoholism and post-partum depression at Malibu's Promises Centre.

Britney Spears' hair has grown to two inches and looks 'hot', according to a backing dancer

The 'Toxic' singer – who shaved her head after suffering a breakdown, just days before entering a rehab facility – is still wearing wigs, but her dancer doesn't think she needs to.

Backing dancer Crisilla Crossland told the Las Vegas Review-Journal newspaper: "It's grown about two inches and it looks hot. She looks so good she should model. She joked to us 'Would y'all cut your hair?' But none of us have.

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Hot Britney spears's been rehearsing two new songs and they're amazing." In between hot Britney Spears rigorous workouts at Hollywood's Millennium Dance Complex, Britney dropped into West Hollywood's Bel-Bambini baby boutique with a girlfriend to buy clothes for her two sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James.

The 26-year-old spent almost $1,000 in less than ten minutes, choosing two 'Adorable Idol' baby T-shirts and two which read 'Don't ya wish your mommy was hot like mine?' She also bought a $600 toy plane, and a potty chair.

Britney Spears Wallaper Is Back! Britney Spears Comeback Begins Weds In Anaheim

Britney Spears movie' comeback is going to tale place a lot faster than most thought. Yep, Britney Spears' much anticipated comeback begins next week. Britney spears has got fans buzzing about when she'll make her big comeback performance after reportedly pulling the plug on a show in Los Angeles late on Wednesday night.

Britney Spears reportedly spent all day Tuesday rehearsing at Ivan Kanes Forty Deuce, where she swapped costumes with dancers in December. On the club's website, boss Ivan Kane says, "She came on stage during rehearsals, looking very hot, with four back-up dancers and sang three songs ... they ran through the set several times, the choreography was smokin', and she sounded great."

She was supposed to perform Wednesday night but apparently decided that she needed more time to rehearse for her comeback performance, and left fans extremely disappointed.

We do know, however, that Britney spears is scheduled to perform next Wednesday at the Anaheim House of Blues under the band name M+M's. We have comfirmed this from two additional sources. The "band" will also be playing the Sunset Strip HOB on Thursday.

According to our tipster, the M+M's consist of Britney pics and "3 or 4 back up female dancers."

From E! Online last week: Britney is "about to do a small House of Blues tour to perform a few new songs and some old ones," say some very well-connected people.